Adam Lambert, no doubt. And not even because I would want to do filthy things to him. Like, I just know that he would be really fun and easy to gab and pass the time with. Burning question? Why Cheeks Why? No, that's insensitive. I'd probably ask him to regale me with Burning Man stories, because you know he has a ton. And I'd counter by telling him about drunk people at Bar Mitzvahs.